1. We’ve been doing this since middle school and we’re still kind of winging it. Fingering is like jumpstarting a car for the average person. We’re pretty confident we know what we’re supposed to do in theory but it’s a little harder than it looks, and it might end in us starting a fire accidentally.

2. We know we’re doing it right when whatever we’re doing feels like it’s going to give us carpal tunnel syndrome. Honestly, excessive fingering is probably up there with typing all day as a cause of CT.

3. We’re pretty much doing whatever our last girlfriend told us felt good, unless you tell us otherwise. So feel free to tell us otherwise.

4. We know there’s a time to go soft and slow. But it’s so much sexier to hear you ask for it.

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