3: Oh, No. It’s Stubble.

Those little one-sixteenth-inch hairs? They hurt. Don’t get us wrong—we’re still happy to be down here. But if you think about it before our next hook-up, a shave would be nice. Or maybe a wax? If that’s not your style, just grow it out a little so your pubes don’t feel like sandpaper.

4: I Sure Hope This Pays Off in a Bowie.

One giveth and one receiveth, right? Right?!


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