Albacete, Spain .— A man wanted to feel like a real bird, so he climbed a tree and started shitting on people. At 15:00, people started calling the emergency services, claiming that there was a man who shitted on two people. Those two people wanted to beat the shit out of the man (ironically), but they couldn’t because he was at the top of the tree.
So three police officers showed up. When the police came, there were a group of young people pointing at the tree and yelling “come down you motherf*cker, you’re gonna sh¡t yourself this time”.
The police told the man to come down so they didn’t have to take him down, and after several minutes he decided to come down. They noticed he was drunk and drugged. He was arrested, but the people he shitted on are still looking for revenge.